June 2013
are we going to ignore the fact that this guy
who in one incarnation was raised by a tree
cannot hold the tree pose.
I guess he forgot his roots.
did you just
Apparently the apple fell far from the tree on this one.
An actual conversation today.
Cute guy: “Wow, you’re really plastic! Bye! :D”
Me: “Thank you! ♡”
Unbustable ads
H&M’s new beachwear campaign featuring Jennie Runk is pretty awesome. In this article she explains that women have sent her messages saying that this ad campaign has given them the confidence to try on a bikini for the first time in years!
See… it does make a difference when we see diverse body types in advertising and media!
The most honest truth I could ever tell.
I’m only so terrible of a person sometimes because I’m so terribly lonely almost all of the time.
me sexting
- boy: what u wearin? ;)
- me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots
Oh no I found my favorite store plz sned halp im deying
Bargle bargle HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG~~!
I'm such a fucking idiot.
things I enjoy
- cuddling
- snuggling
- sitting in laps
- having my hair scratched/stroked
- burrowing next to people
- forehead kissies
things I enjoy but rarely get to do because no one does them with me
- cuddling
- snuggling
- sitting in laps
- having my hair scratched/stroked
- burrowing next to people
- forehead kissies
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Supposedly Marc Jacobs is being kicked out of Louis Vuitton and is going to be the head of COACH. I’m laughing so hard. Can we please just send this guy some drugs so he can actually design more than pajamas and crap purses again?
Oops.
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
God bless drag queens.
I will always reblog this
Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.
Oh fuck yes.
If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.
drag queens are so baddass jfc
Drag queens ftw
Wow… Just, wow…
Screaming Compilation
Lady Gaga
Compilation of Lady Gaga screaming throughout the Born This Way Ball show.
When you go on vacation and your parents have you take a nap because you’re so tired, forget to wake you up, and then proceed to wake up at 8pm to them going to bed and not allowing you to go out, even though you just had five hours. -_-
Roman in D: Roman Reloaded
Nicki Minaj
i hope everything on the planet gets destroyed and only this is left for other species to find the only artifact of what humans left behind
#Dead
